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Paris steals Arkansas school boy from girlfriend

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She’s done it to fellow B-listers, and now she’s doing it to high school boys in the sticks: ripping out their hearts.

Since Paris Hilton could not occupy all of her time filling milk bottles and caking on makeup, she sought some sexual recreation with 18-year-old local Trae Lindley, who ditched his high school flame, Carolyn Cains (they were homecoming king and queen), to be with Paris.

We’re not sure if things ever passed the PG stage (who are we kidding, it’s Paris and a smalltown boy, of course they did), but the two became inseparable. Hilton even wanted him to come back with her to Cali, promising to hook him up with modeling agencies, but Lindley turned her down for his scholarship at University of Arkansas, where he’s now a freshman.

But the real drama went down when Paris showed up at his graduation, and his ex, Cains, and a group of her friends got into it with the hotel heiress. Not sure where Nicole Richie was, but we imagine she was in front of the refrigerator.

The two have chatted since the show wrapped, but with all the rumors flying around her sex tape (and by “rumors,” we mean “proven facts”), Lindley says it’s been hard for them to chat.

Which forces us to reveal to him the awful truth: If she has time to make Saturday Night Live appearances but doesn’t care to talk to you, it’s because she’s dating another half dozen guys. Go be a typical college freshman and have sorority girls laugh at you.

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